David Banks

Sockets has fused like Valerie as well as Kath are dishing 40 plates of the Northumberland beef during the beer casserole as well as 3 veg from their pair of the tinny, the last century of the electric ovens that are donated from the makeovers of the kitchen. On the other hand, Gemma & even Eileen have abandoned their trays that were half-filled as well as that also sallied in the gloom of fuse of the cupboard for rectifying fault; just temporarily as they actually turned out. On the other hand, beyond kitchen, in key hall, about 40 guests have chattered eagerly, about 40 tummies have also rumbled in the main anticipation of charity of the lunch party.  The sockets also fused once again as the Heather as well as Doreen portioned their delicious & yummy home-made cream and the apple crumble, this time they are also taking down for not that the ovens but also tea urn, too. On the other ancient and kitchen with the 40 well-fed diners are also awaiting sweets prior to speeches, once again they are unaware of drama devoid of it.

Why will they? So, there are just no mention of breakdown in plethora of the speeches which has followed, at the time which has also perfectly fed of the top brass from the networks of Northern Gas, CAN or the Community Action Northumberland along with the British Gas entire had say; to ladies offering the feast that is home-made and it is just average in the village of century-old hall kitchen when power hardly stays to be loyal past this pudding.

Unfortunately, for the old scribe similar to me, you will not even have to read in local press,. Strangely, even though invited with “journalists” are present, the accounts have also read amazingly like glowing with PR handouts which are distributed to the launch charitable.